Smelly Farts

Farts are smelly, but can be neutralized for humans and dogs!! You know dogs are man’s best friend and Man is dog’s best friend! But, today you both have another best friend! Tootralize them now with the perfect “all natural” pill. One for humans and one for canines! guess what! Neither one wants the other’s company when their stinkers fill the house with a hideous aroma! Either Sneak a Squeak or open the windows and head outdoors to gasp some fresh air!

Put your butt to rest and stop warding off your guests by tainting the house with these gagging odors! Men and Boys like to challenge each other for loudest noises or worst of smells. Moms, you have the power to put an end to their fart games!  Now, we have your answer and it works great for twelve hours.

Sneak a Squeak is here to repel your blushing and embarrassment! Plus, it keeps your house fresh, even when their tootalators want to tramatize everyone! Now, they can sing, boogie the night away, play games with friends no matter what they ate. Guys, you never have to fear the worst of your tooting and smelling up a place again! Best of all, you won’t have to try blaming your dog. Take note, he wasn’t even around when you cut loose!

Smelly Farts Neutralized

Mothers of boys and dogs out there, take note. Stop the gags, smells and farting that the men and boys seem to enjoy and joke about. Your young men can be trained to be gentlemen with this product! Mom, make sure you take your own Sneak a Squeak too. Remember we want to be dignified and proper in spite of our bodily functions! Personally, I think this Tootralizer should be served with dinner as a condiment for all! Of course put some tootralizer in the doggie’s mouth or bowl as well! What better way to keep all butts under atmospheric control?

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Sneak a Squeak is a miracle pill and it is all natural! This pill zaps the stinky particles of gas and now just clean air comes from your butt! Never try to air out your house with it! You only get real fresh air from opening a window! This pill does work great and our Community here is a testament to that fact every day!  Sneak a Squeak zaps and neutralizes the smelly particles (stink) of your gas. Never be afraid to be in a group after eating certain foods that provoke gas in all of us. You are home free from stinking the air and chasing everyone away from you by taking a sneak a squeak pill!

Stop Smelly Farts – Neutralize Smells

Two to three hours before that special interview, take your Tootralizer and it will last about 12 hours! Do the same before a big date or doing Yoga. Somehow, that stink just waits for those moments to evacuate, toot and oh, that horrible smell that travels along with it! Now, you can have the persona of a King because without your smelly tooting, your confidence will be in hi-gear and you will strut like royalty! You are guaranteed your money back if you do not get the results promised. Toot away, my friend and while you are smelling like royalty, sing a few love songs while dancing with your honey.

In summary, I assure you that no matter who the smelliest person (or doggie) in your house may be, you can fix it. Just toot Your own Horn! Get some Tootralizer for him/her and  give to them with love!  Your dogs will benefit from the canine pill made just for their digestive system. Your human family will definitely be satisfied or you will receive a full refund!

Once you have their farting under control, give them a box of true heart-felt love! Give them a membership in the Best Wine Club. They will get your case of love – reds or whites – or both – delivered right to their doorstep! What better way to say thank you? Gift them with wine & your caring love!